unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies



dracmakens:

so precious!!



am0ura:

Freshman vs sr year



phukers:

hey, I was wondering if your gang offered health insurance 



cromwyll:

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.



disowns:

image

when bae sets up a surprise date <3



joshpeck:

vibruhtor:

i’ve never seen hocus pocus

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strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"



witchstock:

gnarly:

Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram

Nice.

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slutframing:

There is no lie detected



striderdaves:

teenagebillionaire:

Drake’s probably still in that chair

for a sec i thought this meant the wheelchair from degrassi

#omg 


strigays:

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop



fearandhope:

The look of disappointment.